Monday, October 14, 2013

Monster From Bikini Beach



THAT THAR IS A REAL LIVE DEAD BODY
This feature is a campy romp. The description on the reverse of the DVD leads one to believe the film contains outtakes from older films. That is not the case. The coastal town of Camaroville is plagued by a campy sea monster who does Troma style killings and has an insatiable appetite for bra tops. The cast includes a detective who works for the mob and a newswoman with skin issues who needs to shower. About halfway through the film a Randy Quaid type noodler is introduced. He says about his craft, "Some call it foolish, others call it plain stupid." His niece is a combination of country goof and rocket scientist.

The film is low budget and campy. What makes a film such as this enjoyable outside of the topless women is the dialouge. In that regard the writers did a good job in creating puns, you just have to listen up.

"Monsters are for reels."

Parental Guide: ample nudity, f-bomb, no sex. Some full frontal nudity on background centerfolds.

Stoners only.
This has got to be the worst movie I've ever seen. I suppose if I was still a pot smoker, which I'm not, this movie might be fun. The so-called reptilian monster looks more like a cheesy fish costume with a man inside manipulating the mouth. The girls are not very attractive, and the acting and photography are very amateurish..

Fun
Ok, this is an interesting one, several sub plots mixed into one movie, very sad acting and one of the worst monsters ever but fun music and dancing. The last 35 minutes are the best part, you just have to last that long.

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